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PostSubject: Superstario   Mon 02 May 2016, 10:14 pm

It was a wacky Mario Murder fic I wrote in August of 2010. Posted on both IGN and Mariokartwii.com


++++++++++++++++++++CHAPTER 1++++++++++++++++++++++++++



--P.Frankly was sitting at the pool, waiting for guests....would anyone show up?He sat worried.... a limo pulled up and three guests got out. They went through the fence door and went around to the back. Palm trees were all around the pool. It was also near the beach so if the pool was being cleaned, so they could always swim....The limo pulled away--

P.Frankly:Welcome my guests! I-
Peach:Your pool is kinda dirty!But I can still see my reflection.
P.Frankly: I have heard of you.
Peach:You better, I'm Princess Peach.*smiles*
P.Frankly:Sorry.
Peach:No, I am, getting a bit competetive when I don't need to be.
P.Frankly:I see
P.Frankly: And Waluigi?
Waluigi:I'm busy.
P.Frankly: Doing what?
Waluigi:Making a mix/prank video for my fans.
P.Frankly: What?
Waluigi: Well...now I have the internet, now I may pranks, steal on there?
P.Frankly: Ok... and Hammer Bro's somewhere.
Hammer Bro: Hey.
P.Frankly: So what brings you here?
Hammer Bro: The competition.
P.Frankly: Oh look.

-A car sped towards them, it rolled over and over until it finally came to a stop.-

P.Frankly: Are you ok?
Baby Mario:Gaga.
P.Frankly: WHO LETS A BABY DRIVE?
Baby Mario:Gaga?
Lemmy:*falls out of car* Hey, yo, thanks for the ride.
P.Frankly: I see*facepalms*
Peach:What is that you are wearing? sick
Lemmy: OH! I'm wearing a bunny suit.
Hammer Bro: Da hell?
Lemmy: I'm the house bunny of the house.
P.Frankly:Who did Gadd send these invitations to?*sighs*
Lemmy: I am off to smell for cheese.*walks off*
Peach:Yay, hes gone!


-a smaller car drove up, Toadette and Zelda got out-

Toadette: Hey gais!
Zelda:Yeah..I'm here.
Lemmy:*Walks by*
Toadette: Oh gooo-*faints*
P.Frankly:I think we will have dinner later today if everyone can be somewhat calm about it.
Count Bleck: Count Bleck likes P. Frankly's Post.
P.Frankly: Where did you come from?
Count Bleck: Count Bleck comes from his large mansion and also from his Company in which he is the CEO.
P.Frankly: Is that all the people?
E-Gadd:Should be......*whispers* When can I experiment on them?
P.Frankly:We aren't.
E-Gadd:Aw.....
P.Frankly: I've invited a relatively famous group of tv celebrities to stay here.

-Everyone went into the house-

Peach: So who is it?
P.Frankly:X-Nauts. From the show.
Waluigi: My idols!
Peach: Never heard of em.
Waluigi: YOU NEVER HEARD OF EM!?
Peach:Nope.
Waluigi: They're the best pranksters out there.
Hammer Bro: Is that like prankster comets. My favorite color of them is red.
Waluigi:NO! They are a tv show..*turns tv on*


(Show)
X-Naut 1: Yo, lets scare that guy!
X-Naut 2: I put shaving cream in his car...
X-Naut 4: 1.....2.....3....*presses button*

-The cans exploded inside the car, ruining the interior-

X-Naut 4: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!
X-Naut 2:ROFLMAO!
X Naut 1: XDXDXDXDXDXD!!
X Naut 5: Generic internet laugh term.
X-Naut 2: Wheres X-Naut 3.
X-Naut 1: Oh who cares. I got tacos and pie *throws tacos everywhere.*
X-Naut 2: *Smashes face into table*
X-Naut 5:*hits self*
X-Naut 4: LOLLOLLOLOLLOL!! FUN!! *stabs self, then lights self on fire, then throws an anaconda at X-Naut 1*

Voice: See you next time

(End of show)


Peach: I think I lost brain cells watching that.
Hammer Bro:Then we can go find em.
Lemmy: That was.......AWESOME!!!
Toadette: I hate that show.
Waluigi: Screw you guys, that was pure win.
Lemmy: Word.
Zelda: I don't fancy that show either.
Peach: So when will they be here?
P.Frankly: Soon...actually, they are already here...
Hammer Bro: Cool....I think Lemmy and Waluigi left to see him...

(Parking Lot)

Waluigi: I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
X-Naut 1:Lol*pulls out taser*
Waluigi:I aspire to be you.
X-Naut 1: *tases Waluigi repeatedly*
X-Naut 2:*also tases Waluigi*
X-Naut 4:* uses cattle prod*
X-Naut 5: YOU JUST GOT TASED! Biiaaatccchh.
Lemmy:Uh....
X-Naut 2:*startes stabbing Waluigi*
X-Naut 4:* sets Waluigi on fire*
X-Naut 2:*is pouring acid on Waluigi*
Lemmy: DA HELL?!?
X-Naut 4:We're pranksters.
X-Naut 2: AND THATS HOW WE ROLL!
Lemmy: You're murdering him!!
X-Naut 1: He's still alive...
X-Naut 2: LMAO!!
P.Frankly: *drags Waluigi to the sick bay*
Lemmy: Uh...we're going to go. Say...Baby Mario's been missing.
P.Frankly: Waluigi's status is critical right now.
Count Bleck: Count Bleck commented on Waluigi's status.
Lemmy: Why do ya talk in 3rd person?
Count Bleck: Out of the pure fun of it old chap.


(E-Gadd's Lab)

E-Gadd: So is everyone your Mama? Like Peach?
Baby Mario: Mama.
E-Gadd: Daisy.
Baby Mario: Mama.
E-Gadd:Toadette?
Baby Mario:Mama.
E-Gadd:Birdo.
Baby Mario: Papa.
E-Gadd: *writing notes* Hmmm... I see...
Baby Mario: Grandpa!
E-Gadd: I will raise you and you will create sick and twisted things like I do!


-A few hours passed, dinner was eaten, and the X-Nauts were gone-


Waluigi:*Is magically ok*You're still my idols *gets shot*
X-Naut 1: BAIIII!!
X-Naut 2: Yeah.
X-Naut 4: I think your baby friend may be a fan of Lady Gaga *tosses CD, which sticks into Waluigi*
X-Naut 5: ROFLMAO!!!!
Peach:I really hate them......
Toadette: Agreed.. stupidest thing ever.
Hammer Bro: Eh. They use internet memes to much.
Lemmy: I liked em.
X-Naut 4: BUBYE!
P.Frankly: I think they left a ton of cats behind....
Zelda: I am sure they did.


-X-Naut 1 started the van-

X-Naut 1: See yah!

-The van exploded in a massive fireball. Pieces and parts rained down from the sky-

Lemmy: Oh shi---*arms lands in his hands* I GOT A ARM!
Waluigi: *crying* WHY!?!?
P.Frankly: E-Gadd....Alert the police.
E-Gadd:* runs in the house*
Baby Mario: *follows*
Peach: I bet its all a prank.
Toadette:*hiding* I don't think it was.*shudders*
Hammer Bro:How did it happen?
P.Frankly: Someone must have planted a bomb in their van.
Lemmy: Obviously Hammer Bro.
Hammer Bro: Why does everyone look at me, I didn't hate, or like them.
Lemmy: Oic. Just needed someone to blame.
Hammer Bro: I hate you.
Peach: Now we will just watch re-runs....*sarcasm*so sad.....
Toadette: What is taking E-Gadd so long?

(Phone Booth)
E-Gadd: Yes.....I would like a pizza, with pepperoni,several drinks and a few subs...
Baby Mario: Gaaaa.
E-Gadd: And a bucket of wings.
Baby Mario: Ga.
E-Gadd: And a large shake.
Baby Mario:And a stick o pwwaaaaaaaaa.
Pizza:We don't sell that here.Da hell?
E-Gadd: That doesn't even exist.
Baby Mario:Gaga?
E-Gadd: Oh and...uh cancel the order of the other pizza I ordered.
Baby Mario:...YAY! *poops diaper*
E-Gadd: I ain't changin that.
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PostSubject: Re: Superstario   Mon 02 May 2016, 10:34 pm

=Chapter 2=


P.Frankly: So someone had to have planted a bomb when they came.....
E-Gadd: *Drinking soda* Yeah..
P.Frankly: But I don't see any bomb parts......
E-Gadd: Nope.
P.Frankly: Yep.
E-Gadd: Wait!
P.Frankly: What?!?
E-Gadd: Looks like someone must have dropped something that was burning.
P.Frankly: A candle! It got knocked over...
E-Gadd: An accident?
P.Franlky:So.
E-Gadd: * spills soda * Yeah....well.....
P.Frankly: I think it's about time we hold some sorta sporting event so our guests don't just leave.......
E-Gadd: I'd love it!
P.Frankly: I say.....
E-Gadd: * on PA * Will all guests report to the tennis yard.
Baby Mario: BABY MARIO!
P.Frankly: How did he.... get in here?
Baby Mario: GA!
E-Gadd: He is a little boy genius, do not question him!
P.Frankly:*facepalm*
E-Gadd: GET HERE! I HAVE COOKIES!

(Tennis Yard)

E-Gadd: Since P. Frankly says we need to have something to keep you guys from killing each other.... some exibition tennis...
Hammer Bro: I'm in!
Peach: Me too!
Baby Mario: Baby Mario!!
Lemmy:I guess.
Waluigi: I'm game.
Count Bleck: Eh... I'll sit out..
Zelda: I will too.
Toadette: You guys are crazy... I'll play....
P.Frankly: Ok...bracket is... Lemmy vs Baby Mario.
Lemmy:Coolo.
P.Frankly: Peach vs Waluigi.
Waluigi: Wa!
Peach: Lets do this!
P.Frankly: And Toadette vs Hammer Bro.
Toadette: Yay.
Hammer Bro: I'm gunna dominate this because Ima WINNER!
P.Frankly: Ok, time for the first match.

[Match 1]

P.Frankly: Begin.
Lemmy: Ima big beefy guy. Yep I am....*dances*
Baby Mario: *Serves it over*
P.Frankly: 1 to 0
Lemmy:HEY! I wasn't ready*serves it, but it hits the net*
P.Frankly: 2-0.
*They got into a pretty good volley that Baby Mario won*
P.Frankly:3-0.
Lemmy:I'm too hot for this *walks out*
P.Frankly: BABY MARIO WINS!
E-Gadd: My little buddy won one!
P.Frankly:Next match, Peach and Waluigi.

[Match 2]

P.Frankly: START!!!
Waluigi:*hits it over and it is spiked back to him*
P.Frankly:0-1.
Waluigi: Oh, this will be certainly a suprise for her. * changes the ball with a water ball*
Peach:COME ON!
Waluigi: *pretends to hit it but throws it over, it hits Peach*
Peach: *breathing angrily*
Waluigi: Oh...... I made a miscalculation on that one.
Peach: *snaps racket in half and jumps over the net*
P.Frankly: I guess this match will go as a draw....
Baby Mario: BABY MARIO!
E-Gadd: So.... the final match is between Toadette and Hammer Bro. This will need to be the final match because I need this yard.
P.Frankly:For what?
E-Gadd: Uh........ cooking?


(Match 3)

Hammer Bro: I AM THE BEST!
Toadette: I'm happy.
Hammer Bro: I will ♥♥♥♥ this game so hard!
P.Frankly: Uh...that match hasn't even started...
Hammer Bro: Listen gramps. I'm a tennis allstar, at the castle, I am the top!
P.Frankly: Shut up..... just play... START!!
Hammer Bro: YEAHH!!!! * slams tennis ball over to Toadette*
Toadette: Weeee *gently hits it back*
Hammer Bro:* slides trying to get it but it bounces twice*
P.Frankly: 1 to 0.
Hammer Bro: WHAT!?!?!? WHAT KIND OF CALL IS THAT!?!?!? I TOTALLY GOT THAT ONE!!!
P.Frankly: It hit twice.
Hammer Bro: YOU ARE THE WORST REF! GO DIE IN A HOLE!
P.Frankly:*sighs* Toadette's serve.
Hammer Bro:*Yelling*
Toadette:*Gently hits it over*
P.Frankly: 2 to 0!
Toadette: Squeeeeee! Yay, I haven't ever done this good in tennis.
Hammer Bro: WHAT!? I WASN'T EVEN READY!!
P.Frankly: I said to serve.
Hammer Bro: When?!
P.Frankly:Earlier.Toadette serve again.
Hammer Bro: One of these days....... one of these days...
Toadette:*gently hits it over*
P.Frankly:3-0. *smiles* I'll just say Toadette wins since Hammer Bro would rather sit here and bicker than actually play.
Hammer Bro:You're on my list old man.*storms off*
P.Frankly:If you won a match, you get a bonus cash prize.
C.Bleck: Count Bleck. Good times....good times for Count Bleck. Entertaining was it not?
Zelda: It was.
C.Bleck: Count Bleck enjoys.
Zelda: Where did everyone go?
C.Bleck: Off for tea.
Zelda:*leaves*
C.Bleck: Oh leave Count Bleck. So sad* vanishes*
E-Gadd: So.... I think Toadette wins... 500 dollars, you Baby Mario get 300 dollars... and I think Peach enjoys the satisfaction of hurting Waluigi.*hands cash to Baby Mario*

(Hosts Room)


E-Gadd:Remember when we hosted that dating show....
P.Frankly:Yeah....there were no survivors.

[[[Flashback]]]

Birdo: I think you only want me for one reason.
Twomp: ME WANT SNU-SNU
Birdo:SEE!
Thwomp:*crushes Birdo* SNUSNU!
[[[[.....]]]]
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=====Chapter 3=======




P.Frankly:So. You all get your cash prizes....and some pizza.
Hammer Bro: I'm an ace and got disqualified over nothing.
P.Frankly: No, you just lost.
Hammer Bro: I'm still the best!
Peach: And Waluigi should know not to do that.
Waluigi: Ow.
Toadette: PIZZAYAY!
Lemmy: Don't go into the bathroom, they don't call it the Thousand Year Door for nothing.
Baby Mario:Ew.
Lemmy:*sigh*
Baby Mario:*poops diaper*
Lemmy: HYPOCRITE.
Baby Mario:*cries*
Lemmy: *dances*Just a big beefy guy
Baby Mario:*frowns*
Lemmy: Yep. Been liftin weights.
Baby Mario: *punches Lemmy, sending him flying*
Lemmy: I guess you've been workin out too*falls back*
P.Frankly: Yeah....onto rooms...
E-Gadd:I'm ri-
P.Frankly: Waluigi, Baby Mario,Hammer Bro, Lemmy. Peach, Zelda,Bleck,Toadette.
Peach:Nice rooms, but why is Bleck the only guy in our room.
Zelda:Can't he be in his own?
P.Frankly:No.
E-Gadd:And I will room with....noone.
P.Frankly: Yeah
E-Gadd: We found Yoshi Kids.
P.Frankly: What?
E-Gadd: I will train them as evil minions*runs off laughing manically*
Baby Mario:*poops diaper*
P.Frankly:Happy with the rooms?
Baby Mario:*poops diaper*
Bleck: Bleck Lika this.
Waluigi: Oh rad.
Zelda:*facepalms*
P.Frankly: Good night.
Hammer Bro: I'll sleep better than you all.
Peach: Bet I sleep better.
E-Gadd: GO TO YOUR ROOMS DAMMIT!
Zelda: Geeeez....
Lemmy: Geezer.
...



....


.....


-P.Frankly went to the upstairs, the guests went up to the bedrooms. E-Gadd went to his small shack. The Yoshi Kids were in a smaller hut. They roomed near E-Gadd-


...

....



(E-Gadd's Lab)

E-Gadd: So Yoshis. Ready to do some destroying?
Green: Yoshi!
Red: *random noise*
E-Gadd:So....do you guys have any sorta comprehension of human speak?
Pink: Mostly.
E-Gadd: By mostly?
Pink: Well,Me, Yellow, Cyan Yoshi are good at talking. Red just makes random noises most of the time and Green Yoshi basically just says his own name and occasionally says stuff.
Red:* car engine*
E-Gadd: Great.
Red: *Tweets*
Cyan: Go go power rangers*smirks*
Red: *random noise*
Yellow: TACO! I WANT A VOLCANO ONE, WITH REAL HOT LAVA!
E-Gadd: Just go into the house.
Cyan: I'm off to read a book.*walks away.*
Yellow: I REALLY LIKE THE READERS A LOT!
E-Gadd: DO YOU NEED TO SHOUT!?
Yellow:No.
Red:*rasberry*
Pink:*leaves*
E-Gadd:'*Leaves.*
Yellow:Why do people randomly leave?
Green: Yoshi. Dunno. *randomly leaves*
Yellow:See....at least I still have RED!
Red:*quacks repeatedly*
Yellow:*Also quacks repeatedly*
Red:*randomly leaves*
Yellow:I hate you guys. I'm going to get tacos*walks to the sports car in the front*
Red:*follows*
Yellow: So how does this work?

...
...
- Yellow started the car and sped away with Red in tow-
...
...


(Boys Room)
-

Baby Mario:*poops diaper*
Lemmy:I ain't changin that.
Hammer Bro: I went overboard today.
Waluigi:I'm still sore from today.
Baby Mario:Gaga?
Lemmy:Did anyone actually play for long?
Hammer Bro:*sits down on whoopie cushion* Gr...
Waluigi: Ha.
Lemmy: This is going to be a fun night.
Waluigi: *picks up Baby Mario thinking it was only a doll and puts him in the laundry chute*
Lemmy: What was that?

--
-Baby Mario slid down the chute very fast-

Baby Mario:WEEEEEEEEE!
Baby Mario: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

---


(Basement)

P.Frankly: Do these people even know how to clean?
Bootler: No.
P.Frankly:Going to be a long long time with these people.
..
-Before they left, P.Frankly slid the laundry basket to the chutes opening-

Baby Mario: WEEEEEEEE! *


-Baby Mario landed in the laundry basket-

Baby Mario:WEEEEEEE! *poops diaper*
Baby Mario:FUN FUN!!
Baby Mario:*throws hat in air and falls backwards* Yay! Again!
Baby Mario: *Looks around* Ga?
...
...




(Girls and Bleck's Room)

Bleck: Bleck likes this setup.
Peach: I don't.
Toadette: The more the merrier.
Peach:...
Zelda: I'm off to the dining room.
Toadette: Bai.
Peach: Ok.
Zelda:*leaves*
Bleck: Bleck still likes setup.
Peach: I'm going to the other room next to this.
Toadette: Aw. Don't feel sad. You're always welcome when I am here.
..

-Cyan and Pink Yoshi walked in-

Pink:Any help?
Cyan: I'll hang out in here.
Toadette: No help needed, you can stay, I need some friends.
Cyan:*drinking cup of java* Cheerios would be nice.
Pink: I forgot why we were actually called here.
Cyan:Yeah.....
Toadette: I was just happy to stay in a mansion.
Pink:Ditto.
Cyan: It was real weird....we got invitations and we didn't even enter anything.
Toadette: Oh..
Cyan: Where have I heard that before?
Pink:Yeah....sounds familar.
Toadette: Hope I last a long time here.
...
...



[Dining Room]

-Zelda walked to the fridge and opened it, grabbed a few things to make a sandwich-


Zelda:Yum.
???:Hey!
Zelda:What?!
???:Rock Paper Scissors!Gun.
Zelda: What?
???: Listen...
Zelda: HEY! YOU'R-
???: Gun!

-The mysterious figure shot Zelda, who fell down lifeless.-

???:Good. This is done.*cleans off gun*

...
...
...




[E-Gadd's Lab]

E-Gadd: HEY! Where'd that car go!?
Baby Mario: Gaga.
E-Gadd:How'd you get here?
Baby Mario: Wand'r'd
E-Gadd: Awfully lucky. You see who took it?
Baby Mario:*poops diaper* Na na.
E-Gadd: Really kid....thats kinda repetitive.....
Baby Mario: GA!
E-Gadd: Oh...the Yoshis? Where did they go?
Baby Mario: Ga.
E-Gadd: That could explain it.
Baby Mario: Ga.
E-Gadd: You're right, lets screw off our responsibilities and get some tacos.
Baby Mario: Ga!
-They began to walk to the local Taco shop-


[P.Frankly/Bootler]

Bootler: I say, this is a fine day for coffee.
P.Frankly: It is.
Bootler: I say, if I have a mess to clean up.
P.Frankly:I say.
Bootler: I say, I say, I say, spiff spop cherio.
P.Frankly: Lets have cheerios for breakfast.
Bootler: Good idea old chap.
P.Frankly: I wonder if our guests can handle that.....because I don't trust them with an oven....or butter knife.
Bootler: Agreed.
P.Frankly: Say...wasn't E-Gadd here?
Bootler: He was.
P.Frankly: Say? Did we ever tell them this was televised?
Bootler: Do not think we did...it's better that way.

..
...
....



(Mushroom Bell)

Yellow: And one volcano taco, with real hot magma.
Waiter: Uh sir, thats impossible, if we could, it'd melt through your body and kill you.
Yellow: Nuggets then.
Waiter: Yes.And you?
Red: * licks table*
Waiter: Sir?
Red: *babbles*
Waiter:We don't sell that here.
Red:*screams*
Waiter: We'll give you the special.
-E-Gadd and Baby Mario sat down at that table-
E-Gadd: Uh...scrambled eggs.
Waiter: It's midnight.
E-Gadd: Then steak.
Baby Mario: Ga!
Waiter: And steak for you too.
Baby Mario:*poops diaper* GA!
E-Gadd: * poops diaper*HE SAID HE WANTED PUFFER FISH!
Baby Mario: YA!
E-Gadd: He's a wild bachlore, same here too, been one my whole life.
Red:MOOOOOOOOOO.
Yellow: We are busted.
E-Gadd: You are, when we get home, I am grinding you to into a hamburger. Then you will learn your lesson and learn to be a better person.
Yellow: Wait....how?
E-Gadd:*hits Yellow with cane* Because whipper snapper. Never question your elders!
Old Man1:*hits Yellow with walker* Yeah!
Older Man:*hits Yellow* I remember when I had teeth, I'd bite you if I still had em.
Cranky Kong:*bursts through window and hits Yellow* My old dude senses were tingling, somethin bout someone not respecting their elders.
E-Gadd: You forgot every old person has a sensor in their brain that alerts other old people about things.
Cranky: Like denture creams sales.
Old Man1:*dies*
Everyone:*stares*
E-Gadd: Well, onto whatever else we were talking about? What was it? Hearing aids.
Yellow:You were award us.
Red: *coughs*
Old people: Oh yes, have some hard candy *hands out colored rock*
Yellow:* eats, then spits it out.
E-Gadd: Old people unite!



(Cellar)

???: I'd like to report a murder.
Chief:Where are you?
???: The Old Manor.
Chief: Oh, Superstario house, I'll send and officer there.
???:Theres an armed person in there...
Chief: Ok.
???:I'm scared.*hangs up*
???:Good. Convinced.....




(Police Station)

Chief: Pennington, please investigate the house.
Pennington: On it sir.
Herringway:I love that show, I could write a book about this....
Chief: We got a murder on our hands.
Pennington:That house has certainly had a lot of shows hosted there.
Chief: And a lot of crimes.
Herringway:That will certainly boost the ratings of the show!!
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PostSubject: Re: Superstario   Mon 02 May 2016, 10:36 pm

=====Chapter 3=======




P.Frankly:So. You all get your cash prizes....and some pizza.
Hammer Bro: I'm an ace and got disqualified over nothing.
P.Frankly: No, you just lost.
Hammer Bro: I'm still the best!
Peach: And Waluigi should know not to do that.
Waluigi: Ow.
Toadette: PIZZAYAY!
Lemmy: Don't go into the bathroom, they don't call it the Thousand Year Door for nothing.
Baby Mario:Ew.
Lemmy:*sigh*
Baby Mario:*poops diaper*
Lemmy: HYPOCRITE.
Baby Mario:*cries*
Lemmy: *dances*Just a big beefy guy
Baby Mario:*frowns*
Lemmy: Yep. Been liftin weights.
Baby Mario: *punches Lemmy, sending him flying*
Lemmy: I guess you've been workin out too*falls back*
P.Frankly: Yeah....onto rooms...
E-Gadd:I'm ri-
P.Frankly: Waluigi, Baby Mario,Hammer Bro, Lemmy. Peach, Zelda,Bleck,Toadette.
Peach:Nice rooms, but why is Bleck the only guy in our room.
Zelda:Can't he be in his own?
P.Frankly:No.
E-Gadd:And I will room with....noone.
P.Frankly: Yeah
E-Gadd: We found Yoshi Kids.
P.Frankly: What?
E-Gadd: I will train them as evil minions*runs off laughing manically*
Baby Mario:*poops diaper*
P.Frankly:Happy with the rooms?
Baby Mario:*poops diaper*
Bleck: Bleck Lika this.
Waluigi: Oh rad.
Zelda:*facepalms*
P.Frankly: Good night.
Hammer Bro: I'll sleep better than you all.
Peach: Bet I sleep better.
E-Gadd: GO TO YOUR ROOMS DAMMIT!
Zelda: Geeeez....
Lemmy: Geezer.
...



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-P.Frankly went to the upstairs, the guests went up to the bedrooms. E-Gadd went to his small shack. The Yoshi Kids were in a smaller hut. They roomed near E-Gadd-


...

....



(E-Gadd's Lab)

E-Gadd: So Yoshis. Ready to do some destroying?
Green: Yoshi!
Red: *random noise*
E-Gadd:So....do you guys have any sorta comprehension of human speak?
Pink: Mostly.
E-Gadd: By mostly?
Pink: Well,Me, Yellow, Cyan Yoshi are good at talking. Red just makes random noises most of the time and Green Yoshi basically just says his own name and occasionally says stuff.
Red:* car engine*
E-Gadd: Great.
Red: *Tweets*
Cyan: Go go power rangers*smirks*
Red: *random noise*
Yellow: TACO! I WANT A VOLCANO ONE, WITH REAL HOT LAVA!
E-Gadd: Just go into the house.
Cyan: I'm off to read a book.*walks away.*
Yellow: I REALLY LIKE THE READERS A LOT!
E-Gadd: DO YOU NEED TO SHOUT!?
Yellow:No.
Red:*rasberry*
Pink:*leaves*
E-Gadd:'*Leaves.*
Yellow:Why do people randomly leave?
Green: Yoshi. Dunno. *randomly leaves*
Yellow:See....at least I still have RED!
Red:*quacks repeatedly*
Yellow:*Also quacks repeatedly*
Red:*randomly leaves*
Yellow:I hate you guys. I'm going to get tacos*walks to the sports car in the front*
Red:*follows*
Yellow: So how does this work?

...
...
- Yellow started the car and sped away with Red in tow-
...
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(Boys Room)
-

Baby Mario:*poops diaper*
Lemmy:I ain't changin that.
Hammer Bro: I went overboard today.
Waluigi:I'm still sore from today.
Baby Mario:Gaga?
Lemmy:Did anyone actually play for long?
Hammer Bro:*sits down on whoopie cushion* Gr...
Waluigi: Ha.
Lemmy: This is going to be a fun night.
Waluigi: *picks up Baby Mario thinking it was only a doll and puts him in the laundry chute*
Lemmy: What was that?

--
-Baby Mario slid down the chute very fast-

Baby Mario:WEEEEEEEEE!
Baby Mario: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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(Basement)

P.Frankly: Do these people even know how to clean?
Bootler: No.
P.Frankly:Going to be a long long time with these people.
..
-Before they left, P.Frankly slid the laundry basket to the chutes opening-

Baby Mario: WEEEEEEEE! *


-Baby Mario landed in the laundry basket-

Baby Mario:WEEEEEEE! *poops diaper*
Baby Mario:FUN FUN!!
Baby Mario:*throws hat in air and falls backwards* Yay! Again!
Baby Mario: *Looks around* Ga?
...
...




(Girls and Bleck's Room)

Bleck: Bleck likes this setup.
Peach: I don't.
Toadette: The more the merrier.
Peach:...
Zelda: I'm off to the dining room.
Toadette: Bai.
Peach: Ok.
Zelda:*leaves*
Bleck: Bleck still likes setup.
Peach: I'm going to the other room next to this.
Toadette: Aw. Don't feel sad. You're always welcome when I am here.
..

-Cyan and Pink Yoshi walked in-

Pink:Any help?
Cyan: I'll hang out in here.
Toadette: No help needed, you can stay, I need some friends.
Cyan:*drinking cup of java* Cheerios would be nice.
Pink: I forgot why we were actually called here.
Cyan:Yeah.....
Toadette: I was just happy to stay in a mansion.
Pink:Ditto.
Cyan: It was real weird....we got invitations and we didn't even enter anything.
Toadette: Oh..
Cyan: Where have I heard that before?
Pink:Yeah....sounds familar.
Toadette: Hope I last a long time here.
...
...



[Dining Room]

-Zelda walked to the fridge and opened it, grabbed a few things to make a sandwich-


Zelda:Yum.
???:Hey!
Zelda:What?!
???:Rock Paper Scissors!Gun.
Zelda: What?
???: Listen...
Zelda: HEY! YOU'R-
???: Gun!

-The mysterious figure shot Zelda, who fell down lifeless.-

???:Good. This is done.*cleans off gun*

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[E-Gadd's Lab]

E-Gadd: HEY! Where'd that car go!?
Baby Mario: Gaga.
E-Gadd:How'd you get here?
Baby Mario: Wand'r'd
E-Gadd: Awfully lucky. You see who took it?
Baby Mario:*poops diaper* Na na.
E-Gadd: Really kid....thats kinda repetitive.....
Baby Mario: GA!
E-Gadd: Oh...the Yoshis? Where did they go?
Baby Mario: Ga.
E-Gadd: That could explain it.
Baby Mario: Ga.
E-Gadd: You're right, lets screw off our responsibilities and get some tacos.
Baby Mario: Ga!
-They began to walk to the local Taco shop-


[P.Frankly/Bootler]

Bootler: I say, this is a fine day for coffee.
P.Frankly: It is.
Bootler: I say, if I have a mess to clean up.
P.Frankly:I say.
Bootler: I say, I say, I say, spiff spop cherio.
P.Frankly: Lets have cheerios for breakfast.
Bootler: Good idea old chap.
P.Frankly: I wonder if our guests can handle that.....because I don't trust them with an oven....or butter knife.
Bootler: Agreed.
P.Frankly: Say...wasn't E-Gadd here?
Bootler: He was.
P.Frankly: Say? Did we ever tell them this was televised?
Bootler: Do not think we did...it's better that way.

..
...
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(Mushroom Bell)

Yellow: And one volcano taco, with real hot magma.
Waiter: Uh sir, thats impossible, if we could, it'd melt through your body and kill you.
Yellow: Nuggets then.
Waiter: Yes.And you?
Red: * licks table*
Waiter: Sir?
Red: *babbles*
Waiter:We don't sell that here.
Red:*screams*
Waiter: We'll give you the special.
-E-Gadd and Baby Mario sat down at that table-
E-Gadd: Uh...scrambled eggs.
Waiter: It's midnight.
E-Gadd: Then steak.
Baby Mario: Ga!
Waiter: And steak for you too.
Baby Mario:*poops diaper* GA!
E-Gadd: * poops diaper*HE SAID HE WANTED PUFFER FISH!
Baby Mario: YA!
E-Gadd: He's a wild bachlore, same here too, been one my whole life.
Red:MOOOOOOOOOO.
Yellow: We are busted.
E-Gadd: You are, when we get home, I am grinding you to into a hamburger. Then you will learn your lesson and learn to be a better person.
Yellow: Wait....how?
E-Gadd:*hits Yellow with cane* Because whipper snapper. Never question your elders!
Old Man1:*hits Yellow with walker* Yeah!
Older Man:*hits Yellow* I remember when I had teeth, I'd bite you if I still had em.
Cranky Kong:*bursts through window and hits Yellow* My old dude senses were tingling, somethin bout someone not respecting their elders.
E-Gadd: You forgot every old person has a sensor in their brain that alerts other old people about things.
Cranky: Like denture creams sales.
Old Man1:*dies*
Everyone:*stares*
E-Gadd: Well, onto whatever else we were talking about? What was it? Hearing aids.
Yellow:You were award us.
Red: *coughs*
Old people: Oh yes, have some hard candy *hands out colored rock*
Yellow:* eats, then spits it out.
E-Gadd: Old people unite!



(Cellar)

???: I'd like to report a murder.
Chief:Where are you?
???: The Old Manor.
Chief: Oh, Superstario house, I'll send and officer there.
???:Theres an armed person in there...
Chief: Ok.
???:I'm scared.*hangs up*
???:Good. Convinced.....




(Police Station)

Chief: Pennington, please investigate the house.
Pennington: On it sir.
Herringway:I love that show, I could write a book about this....
Chief: We got a murder on our hands.
Pennington:That house has certainly had a lot of shows hosted there.
Chief: And a lot of crimes.
Herringway:That will certainly boost the ratings of the show!!
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PostSubject: Re: Superstario   Mon 02 May 2016, 10:39 pm

=CHAPTER 4=


{MORNING}


[Parlor]



Pennington: So Peach was murdered in the place?
Peach: Uh... thats Zelda.
Pennington:Same thing.
Hammer Bro:He has a point
Peach: Shut it.
Pennington: IT WAS HAMMER BRO!
Hammer Bro: Again with random accusations.
Pennington: It was Mustard with the wrench!
Hammer Bro: Really?
Pennington:It looks like she was smothered with a pillow.
Peach:She got shot with a gun!
Pennington:IT WAS THE BUTLER!
Bootler: I was with P.Frankly.
P.Frankly: He was.
Pennington: Baby Mario threw a bullet so fast, it hit Zelda and killed her!
Baby Mario: GA!
E-Gadd:Yah. He's a baby.
Lemmy:He is afraid of big beefy guys.....just sayin.
Peach:What?
Lemmy:Well, maybe Zelda's muscles illuminated Baby Mario and he roundhouse kicked her in the face, making it look like a bullet wound.
Peach:Intimidated and Zelda's a girl.
Lemmy: Hear me out.
Yellow: The roundhouse kick is a certified execution method in 49 states.
Lemmy: Yah. What is the 1 state by the way?
Hammer Bro: North Dakota.
Lemmy: Damn commies!
Toadette: I am walking happy!*leaves*
Bootler: I am sick *leaves*
Mario: Screw you gais for leaving me out of this *leaves*
Pink: Uh.....so.......
Yellow: The author likes having people leave even if they aren't in the fic.
Tropic: What was that?
Yellow: NO NONNONONONOONOONONONO!!!!*leaves*
Tropic: Oh you lol.
P.Frankly: I need to leave too....
Peach:When?
P.Frankly:Now.
Pink:I Wonder who the killer is?
Peach:Yah.
P.Frankly:I will postpone festivities til tomorrow.
Peach:What were they?
P.Frankly:Yacht race.
Peach: Ah man.....
Pink:So....
Peach:Today we....
P.Frankly: Do nothing.
Penguin:DAMN STRAIGHT!
Pidgit: Ohhairandomcharacterappearance.
Petey:Did you forget?
Pewee:YAH?
Pianta:So.
P.Frankly:What?
Pianta: It's the weekly, "My Name Starts with P, **** you" group meeting.
Petey: YAH?
P.Frankly:Uh....too many p's.
Peach:I have an idea!
Pink: Too many p's!
P.Frankly:*pulls lever, sending all the new people down into the dungeon of death*
Pink:Hurray!
Pianta: Hey, we're going to break a record for most characters in a row with the same letter as the first name....just...
Lemmy: C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!
Pianta:Damn!*is sparta kicked by Baby Mario into the pit*
E-Gadd:Good job.
Waluigi: Yah. My idol.
Tropic: I did it again.
Waluigi:Disregard the above.
Tropic:Fix'd.Yellow had a good time out*teleports back to finishing it*
Yellow:*comes back* Hey!
E-Gadd:*snipes Yellow*
Yellow:*Dieing* Wasn't Tropic going to kill me or something?
Cyan: *Pours coffee on Yellow's wounds* Have some joe.
E-Gadd: No, you just left...
Yellow:So now what?
E-Gadd: Well *picks up Yellow and throws him into the meat grinder and turns it on*
Yellow:AHHHHHG!
E-Gadd: That'll learn yah.
Cyan: You killed him.
E-Gadd:No, I turned him into sausages.
Cyan: Uhh.....
Yellow: HAYGAIS. I'm somehow not dead.
Red:BEEEEEEEEP!
E-Gadd: We have lunch or dinner now!
Lemmy:Ugh, this is a sausage fest.*picks Pink up and leaves*
Yellow:Terrible pun is terrible.
Cyan: *pours hot coffee on Yellow*
Yellow: WHAT THE HELL?
Red: BOOOOOM!
Cyan:* throws rest of pot of coffee on Red*
Red:*sizzle*
E-Gadd: My method of turning people into meat is way better than Kamek's.
Waluigi:Uh....what?



0(Flashback)0


Kamek:Sonny boy, Ima-
Pauline: What?
Kamek:Son-
Pauline: Oh yeah...
Kamek:Sonny boy, Imma turn you into mincemeat.
Pauline:BRING IT!
Kamek:*waves wand and turns Pauline into a pickle* DAMMIT!
Kamek:Uh....Kammy.... can you make me a sandwich?
Kammy:No.
Kamek:MAKE ME A SAMMICH WOMAN!
Kammy:*turns Kamek into a sammich*


0-------0



E-Gadd: Was that a funny story. And thats why Pauline was absent for so long.
Cyan:She was certainly in a pickle.
Yellow: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Waluigi:I think hammer bro did it.
Hammer Bro:Why?
Waluigi:I'm not the one with Hammers, just sayin.
Toadette: Aw. Twue love.
Waluigi: NO!EW! *runs away and trips on his own trap*
Hammer Bro: You two are on my list. *runs in opposite direction.*
Toadette: Yay, I'm along.
Baby Mario:* poops diaper* No.
Toadette: Uh....
Baby Mario:GAHA
E-Gadd:He said "Change my diapa lady".
Baby Mario: Ga.
E-Gadd: He also says that he shat bricks once and plans on using them for his new house.
Baby Mario:Ga.
E-Gadd: Oh, and a small lounge chair.
Toadette: Aw. Gotta go skipping. Gogogogooggoog!*skips away*
Baby Mario:*poops diaper* Gaa......wha!
E-Gadd:Lets go.
-They both left.-


(Parlor)

Pennington: So wait....if the murder was done in the dining room....how did it get.... in the parlor?
Herringway:I've seen it before.
Pennington: What?
Herringway:Either the body was moved, or..... the author made a mistake.
Pennington: This could be a clue.
Herringway:The murderer is always the author, they just write it as someone else.... because technically, they write them dead, so they are the murder!
Pennington:*smoking pipe* I see..... but lets go with a real theory here.
Count Bleck: Count Bleck likes.
Pennington:It was YOU!!!
Count Bleck: Me.....no!
Pennington: You couldn't handle another boring, character with few lines taking your spotlight. She was a threat to your reputation.
Count Bleck: WHAT?
Pennington:See, even you can't believe it.
Herringway:You are under arrest!*handcuffs Bleck*
Pennington:You have the right to remain silent, right to an attorney, and...right to....... DISCO!

-Pennington and Herringway started discoing out of nowhere, grew afros in seconds, the floor turned into a dance pad, and a disco ball came from the ceiling.-



(Yoshi Kid's Room)

Toadette: I will hang here.
Cyan:Have a joe.
Toadette:Wheres Pink?
Yellow: I dunno, Lemmy just picked her up and walked away.
Cyan: Ah....sipping tea with a couple of mates.
Toadette: What?
Cyan:Figure of speech.
Toadette: K, BAI GAIs *skips away*
Red: * makes engine noise*
Green: Yoshi wanna go eat*looks at Yellow*
Yellow: Oh no...
Red:*eats one of the Yoshi sausages*
Yellow:AH!
Green:*also eats one*

-The little yellow sausages with Yoshi faces grew legs and began to run away with Red and Green chasing them-


(Hammer Bro,Waluigi,Peach)

Peach:So....who do you think done it?
Hammer Bro: Baby Mario.
Waluigi:Yeah....
Peach:Hes a Baby........*facepalm*
Hammer Bro: Probably Lemmy, he'd do something like that.
Peach:Toadette maybe, shes nice, but....too nice...
Waluigi:Yeah....maybe.....
Hammer Bro:We need to stick together to get them out of the house.
Peach:When will the killer strike again?
Waluigi: I dunno...but we are kicking Lemmy, Toadette out...Baby Mario is alright in my books.
Hammer Bro: Maybe split the Yoshis up between rooms.
Peach: OOHOOHO! Cyan and Pink are the most normal.
Hammer Bro: Yeah, the others are annoying....I could just "kill them"
Peach: They should just "die" in a hole.
Waluigi: Like their "last life to live"
Peach: They have no "life lines left"
Hammer Bro: And "Insert dramatic death related phrase here."




E-Gadd: So...what do we do?
Bootler: I say....I say....uh...
P.Frankly:Well, they say they have Bleck as the murderer.
E-Gadd: *turns camera to the parlor*
Bootler:Lets see.

[Parlor Cam]

-Pennington and Herringway were now beating Bleck-

-Then they started tasing him-

-Then shot him-

[Camera shuts off]

Bootler: Police brutality....
E-Gadd: Nope.
P.Frankly:Lets go back to the parlor.

[Parlor Cam]

-Funky Kong walks in-

Funky:I'm here to pick up a body.
Pennington: Oh, the coroner...
Funky:Yah, and I need a date.
Pennington: O:k.

-The three of them picked Zelda's corpse and threw it in the trunk of Funky's Flame Runner-

Funky:Thanks.

-Funky Sped Away-

Pennington: He's nice.
Herrington:I think hes a ♥♥♥♥♥.
Pennington:Word.
Herringway:Yep, just like Meta Knight.
Pennington: I call hacks on us fitting that in a motorcycles trunk.
Herringway: Maybe it went to hammer space.
Pennington: Well...in case we need it.*pulls Zeldas body out of his pocket*
Herringway:Like that.He may need it though. *rips open portal to Funky's trunk, and throws it back in*
Pennington:What is he going to do?
Herringway:Get funky with body.
Pennington:Da hell?
Herringway: It's in his name.
Pennington: Well, time to go Bleck *throws him into the trunk*
Herringway: Why'd we stick him there?
Pennington: Because, all our party stuff and camping stuff is in the back.

[Camera ends]

Bootler:Interesting..............................
E-Gadd: Yah, pulling Zelda out of his pocket.
Bootler: Yah.............
E-Gadd:Enough with the **** dots!
P.Frankly: And that is our show!

[Camera cuts]


[Closing chapter comments]
~More random than normal
~I have no idea where I came up with the yoshi sausages,random disco, or the P-Party, so don't ask....lulz, random thoughts that came into my head.
~It would have been longer, but it was deleted the first time, but I did add some to it.
~Most of the funnies I added after its original deletion...lol.
Like the closing words part?
[Closes notebook]
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PostSubject: Re: Superstario   Mon 02 May 2016, 11:27 pm

Chapter 5.


[Dock Cam]


E-Gadd: I have the boats ready, I am going to split you into 2 teams.
Fludd:And I am boat captain.
Peach: Yay, boats....wheres Bleck?
E-Gadd:He got arrested.
Peach: Oh
Hammer Bro:For what?
Fludd: For murdering Zelda, dat *****.
Peach:Hey!
Baby MArio:Ga.
Lemmy: Two down.
Peach:Don't talk like that.
E-Gadd: HEY! The teams are me, Baby Mario,Hammer Bro, Toadette....
Toadette:YAY
Peach:And the other team?
E-Gadd: Fludd,Waluigi, Peach, Lemmy.
Fludd:Yay for water*sprays Peach*
E-Gadd: I had to even them up, and I don't trust you guys to captain a boat.
Lemmy:*sniffs finger and faints*
Fludd:To the brigg!
E-Gadd: Look at that.
Fludd:What?
E-Gadd: Ha, took your captain cap.
Fludd:I will rip your intestines out and strangle you with them.
E-Gadd:Geee....*throws cap over*
Toadette:Ima eat some cookehs!*eats cookies, takes bite out of Lemmy.*


-The two boats began to leave, the Yoshi kids jumped onto both of the boats as assistance.-

[Yacht One Cam]

Pink:So I ended up on this boat did I?
Fludd:YEAH!
Lemmy:*sucking finger*
Fludd:Is he going to be ok?
Red:*motor noise*
Pink:Yeah? Where is Green?
Peach:Maybe he went on the other boat most likely.
Lemmy:*farts*
Hammer Bro:*locks Lemmy in the hull*
Waluigi: HA!
Red: *ribbbit*
Pink:So....captain....where are we going.
Fludd:My place!
Peach: Uh.....
Hammer Bro: I am hammer'd
All:.....
Fludd: With that murder on the loose, noone is safe.
Pink: I wonder who it is, and why is there a camera over there?



[Yacht 2 Cam]

Baby Mario:Ga!
E-Gadd: Yes, we should destroy everything in our path.
Baby Mario: YAY
E-Gadd: Lets go yay.
Baby Mario: Ga!*poos diaper*
E-Gadd: Bbad news?
Baby Mario:GA!
E-Gadd:I should some time.
Baby Mario:*rolls around*
Toadette:YAY!*poops diaper*
Tropic:Yes, Toads and stuff wear diapers.

-Baby Mario and E-Gadd stayed in the top while Toadette went down....the ship crashed into a sandbar with a building on it. They all walked in, E-Gadd gave 1000 dollars to his crew for winning.-

[Mobile Camera]

Fludd: Oooh.....a haunted house!
Peach:Yeah...
Pink:Seriously, wheres Green?
Lemmy:I dunno.
Baby Mario:*falls asleep*

-A ceiling tile fell, Green hung from cords and swang side to side.-

All:*screams*
E-Gadd:Dear-
Lemmy:Who would...!
Peach:AHHHH!
Fludd:*sprays water*
Toadette: Oh my...
Fludd: The killer must be in this house....we need to search the house for them
E-Gadd:Split up!
Toadette: But shouldn't we-


-The guests went down the different halls while E-Gadd, FLUDD, Baby Mario stood in the haunted asylum's lobby-


[Hall 1]

Peach:So Hammer, got an idea of who it is?
Hammer Bro:Nope. Maybe Lemmy.
Peach: I did think it was Toadette.
Pink:I have a bad feeling about this hall....
Peach:I saw the murderer, I know who did-*sets trip wire*


-A long pipe launched out of the dead end in the hall, it hit Peach, Hammer Bro jumped away but it grazed his leg....it continued and killed Pink too.-

Hammer Bro: Whoah....whoah!!!!!!

[Hall 2]

Toadette: Hai
Red:*rev*
Toadette:I am so happy *begins skipping*


-A mysterious figure threw an axe at her, it hit her in the head, a fatal blow.-

Red:Uh oh.*runs away*
Yellow:*follows*

-The figure threw an axe, but missed-


[Hall 3]

Waluigi:Well..
Lemmy:Has to be Hammer or Peach.
Cyan:Count Bleck.*drinks coffee*
Waluigi:Whats that!?
Lemmy:*peeing a rainbow* Oh.
Waluigi:NO! That!
Cyan:*pours coffee on the knife*
Lemmy:WOAH!
Cyan:We gotta run!


-They dashed to the lobby-


[Lobby Cam]

Fludd:So?
Hammer Bro: Peach and Pink.....dead.
Lemmy:And Toadette is dead.
E-Gadd:3!!!
Fludd:This killer rigged the place.
Yellow: Oh where have I heard that one?
Fludd:They should kill you.
Red:Ribbit.
Cyan:The killer murdered Toadette with an axe.
Hammer Bro: And Peach and Pink got impaled with a pipe trap.
Fluddrrly?
Hammer Bro:Yarrly?
Cyan: Narrly.
E-Gadd:Call the police.
Baby Mario:*still sleeping*
E-Gadd:Well, time to call them.
Cyan:Yeah.



[Commercial]

Toadsworth: Oh hai.

[End Commercial]



[Lobby]

Pennington:It was PEACH!
Herringway:And Toadette, obv collabs.
Hammer Bro: They are dead.
Pennington:This killer is awfully picky, He has killed one guy, and killed five women.
Herringway:He is a cell phone rapist!
Pennington: With a fetish for the color Pink.
Herringway:Indeed......
Pennington:Thinking what I am?


-They both began to disco, the floor changed, disco ball came out of the ceiling-

Funky:Yo, I'm here to get Funky, and pick up corpses.
Pennington:First you must dance.
Funky:*drags bodies and throws them in his Flame Runner*
Herringway:This disco is tight!
Funky:* grows afro and begins discoing*


[Yacht 2]

-Yacht 1 is landlocked.-

Fludd:So host.....now what?
E-Gadd:We will sail back.
Lemmy:I like mah finger.
Baby Mario:*still sleeping*
Cyan:*drinks coffee*
Yellow: How are those 3 still in law enforcement*turns to flashing abandoned building*
Red:*psssssss*
Waluigi:But who is the killer?
Hammer Bro:*clutching bad wound* I dunno....but we need to find em....hope I don't die from this wound.*falls sleep*
Lemmy:All the girls are dead!Waaaaa! No women for Lemmy.
Yellow:It's because the readers voted all the girls off.
Hammer Bro:We could always make one of the guests a girl*looks at Lemmy and Waluigi*
Lemmy:Whut da hell?
Hammer Bro:You did wear Rosa's clothing, just do that and act girly.
Lemmy:That was a costume party and no.
Waluigi:We need a substitute or we just kill some people or something.
Yellow:*spontaneusly combusts*HALP ME FLUDD!
Fludd:No.
Yellow:*burns to ashes* You're helpful.
E-Gadd:Well Fludd.....to the bat mobile!
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PostSubject: Re: Superstario   Mon 02 May 2016, 11:28 pm

-Chapter 6-


E-Gadd: So. Where's Hammer Bro.
Fludd:Uh....he's dead.
Waluigi: OH NO!
Lemmy: Pull yourself together!!
Waluigi: Who else is going to die!!


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-The yacht smashed into the docks and came aground, all of the passengers dragged the bodies out and put them on the tennis court.Herringway and Pennington looked at the tennis court and found Funky,Count Bleck,P.Frankly, and a few of the staff all lying on the tennis court, dead. They appeared to be beaten, shot, and stabbed to death.-

Waluigi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Lemmy: No...no...no...
Pennington:This killer is a madman... MADMAN!
Herringway:To the lobby!
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[LOBBY]



Pennington:It's obvious that someone killed them before we left for the sandbar.
Herringway:This killer more than 10 people at least.
Pennington:And they've all been on the scene.
Herringway:The X-Nauts.
Pennington:Zelda
Herringway:The abandoned mansion slaughter.
Pennington:And we found out they murdered many people before the boats departed.
Herringway:They have been secretive..
Pennington: ONE OF YOU THREE!!!!
Herringway:How did you do it... HUH?!?!?
Cyan:*drops coffee*
Waluigi:I DIDN"T DO IT!!
Lemmy:I'M INNOCENT!
Baby Mario:GA!
Pennington:Right now....none of us are safe....
Herringway: No one is safe..... as long as.



-Lights shut out-




E-Gadd: LIGHT SWITCH!!!
Baby Mario:GA!
Waluigi: AHG!
Red:*motor noise*



-Two Gunshots and the lights flip on-



E-Gadd:*scared expression*



-Red's Body was on the ground-



Yellow:RED!...RED!!
Waluigi:I'm getting out of here!
Lemmy: I'm gone!


-Pennington and Herringway threw them onto the ground-




Pennington:You ain't goin anywhere.
Herringway:Everyone stays here til we solve this.
Pennington:So one of you three confess!
Waluigi:HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS US!!!!
Pennington:Because........
Lemmy:HOW!?
Pennington:We found a guest card.
Baby Mario:GA?
Herringway:This means some one is missing a guest card....
Fludd:Good for ratings!
E-Gadd: People are being killed....
Fludd:SO
Yellow:I didn't care til Red got killed! Dang Tropic for doing this.
Fludd:Yo. Don't diss the writer.
Yellow:And why not.
Cyan:Because.
Yellow: Tropic's stupid! Everyone here is stupid!




-The Lights went out-




-The lights came on, Yellow was dead-





Pennington: Plant drugs on him.
Herringway:And a gun.
Pennington:And a knife.
Herringway: And a flamethrower to be safe.
E-Gadd:He sure was annoying....
Pennington:Since we don't know whos blow exactly did it...noone is in trouble....
Herringway:But who did try to kill him?
Pennington:I shot him.
E-Gadd:I kicked him repeatedly.
Lemmy:I stabbed him
Baby Mario:Ga*shows sword*
Waluigi:Errrrrr *shows baseball bat*
Fludd:I drowned him.....
Herringway:I pecked him to death.
Cyan:I smashed him over the head with my coffee cups.
Tropic:And I helped!
Cyan:So...
Tropic: The death isn't canon, I just hated him.
Cyan:Didn't we all?
All:*sighs then clap*
Pennington:But onto actual story....who killed all these people!!
Herringway:Yah!
Cyan:Well, Hammer Bro is most likely out of the picture....
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Herringway:We will catch this murder if it kills us!

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Pennington:Someone in this room!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Superstario   Mon 02 May 2016, 11:31 pm

Chapter 7











Pennington:LEMMY! You have all the motive, all the tools!
Lemmy: No.. I do have a finger*sniffs*
Herringway: Waluigi! YOU ARE THE TWISTED PRANKSTER WHO WENT BAD!!!
Waluigi: But I never did anything!
Pennington: And Baby Mario, the baby...who'd expect a baby! I WOULD!
Baby Mario: GAH!!!!!
Cyan: Hmmmmm.
Herringway: We're going to the station with you five.
E-Gadd: BOOTLER.
Cyan:Bootler was ripped apart ectoplasmicly...
E-Gadd: We didn't kill anyone.
Cyan:Yah!
Baby Mario:Ga...
Lemmy: What happened.
Waluigi: I didn't do anything.
Pennington:Ya did.
Herringway: And we have caught you.
Fludd: Wow.....
Waluigi:Waii...




-Pennington, Herringway and Fludd threw them into the back of the van and began to drive to the station-





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[Back part of the Van]





E-Gadd:So...out of us...who was...because honestly, I am sick of this now.
Lemmy:Baby Mario!
Waluigi:Baby Mario!
Cyan:Eh..
E-Gadd:I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT!!!
Waluigi:Look at him, he is oblivious.
E-Gadd:HES A BABY!
Lemmy: Yah.... and he killed the contestants, staff, and left only us.
E-Gadd: So...now what?
Cyan:I am just going to take a nap.*falls asleep*
Lemmy:Well......we need to get rid of him.










[Front of van]





Fludd:Lets go eat a burger.
Pennington:Yah.


-The van pulled up to the drive through-

Fludd:*sprays water*
Pennington: And a stick o butter.
Teller:Anything else.
Herringway:AND DISCO.




-Suddenly the front of the van opened, all the drivers, the teller, and the three grew afros and began to disco, The five convicts escaped out of the back and went to the front of the resturaunt, Cyan walked into the resturaunt.-



E-Gadd:So, one of us four is the killer....
Waluigi: I see.
Lemmy:Yeah...
Baby Mario:Ga.
E-Gadd:Do you smell gas?
Baby Mario:*sniff*
Waluigi: Yah.
Lemmy:I don't, you guys are crazy.





-Suddenly the resturaunt exploded in a massive fireball, a piece of metal was sent flying, it sliced Lemmy in half. Then FLUDD walked up to E-Gadd-




Fludd:By the MKPD, you are under arrest. Yes, I'm an undercover cop.
Herringway:You hurt my partner!!
E-Gadd:I didn't do anything!
Fludd:Tell it to the judge.


-Police swarmed the area, they threw E-Gadd into the car, then went to talk to Waluigi and Baby Mario-

Fludd:Good job...
Pennington: Ow...
Herringway: Your next episode will be the best.
Fludd: I agree, he is being taken away.
Baby Mario: So we done?
Waluigi: I think...
Pennington: Well, no host, no more contestants.. we are more concerned of the murders....
Waluigi:Yeah.....way too many people died...



-E-Gadd was being taken away by Fludd when his car exploded.Pennington and the police scrambled to the wreckage-

Waluigi: Hmmmmmm.So he killed all those people?
Baby Mario: No.
Waluigi: But he?
Baby Mario: Me.
Waluigi: You.....
Baby Mario: Sleep walk.
Waluigi: So that is how you killed them?
Baby Mario:Ga ga ga ga ga ga gag ga ga gaaaaaa. Nuuuu gagagaga nuu.
Waluigi: So...you have two personalities!?!
Baby Luigi:Baby Weegee!
Waluigi: What are you doing here?!
Baby Luigi:Weeeegggeee!
Baby Mario:GA!
Waluigi:So wait Baby Mario, what are you saying?
Baby Mario:Ga.
Waluigi: So we will just blame all this on E-Gadd?
Baby Mario:Ga.
Waluigi: Or Baby Weegee? We can always use him as a scape goat.
Baby Mario:Ga.
Waluigi:Now what? I won't tell......
Baby Mario:Ga.
Waluigi:All will be explained in the aftermath?




-Baby Mario and Baby Weegee found Yoshi and jumped onto his back. Then Yoshi ran to his house-



Waluigi:*picks up note* What's this?


Note: Ha! If you have this note, you dolts believed my story! I knew all along I was killing them, it was for fun, and you guys didn't know. I played dumb, wandered around, and just decided to be innocent sounding. I killed them all to keep some of them quiet and win that cash, then set traps later in this game to deal with all of you. I'd have let most of you live, but you all got in my way, cept you..nah, just screwin with yah, I put a slow acting poison in all of your drinks, so even if I didn't kill you, that poison would have killed you all, leaving me as the one with the million dollars!!!!MUHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Goo.
-Baby Mario
Ps. I ate all the cheese.



Waluigi:*Drops on his knees*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE END......?
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PostSubject: Re: Superstario   Mon 02 May 2016, 11:36 pm

Yeh,the end,lol.

Some author's notes that I had written at the time,lol. I watched too many horror movies,and comedy movies,lol.



Chapter 1

-X-Nauts were actually supposed to be a rock band. And only 3 of them
-Lemmy was supposed to wear a speedo.
-Originally, Baby Mario did a barrel roll and destroyed a few cars and got launched out.(I changed it because 2 people I know got launched through the windshield of thier car)
-The Waluigi video was a crotch chopping Rick Astley parody
-I meant for a few guests to be hurt by the explosion
-The X-Nauts originally weren't going to leave, but show a few characters their instruments, hence the guests being hurt by the explosion....
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CHAPTER 4-Notes

-Originally this chapter was shorter.
-Originally Lemmy dragged the body to his room.
-Green was going to be made into sammiches
-I added myself into the fic after re-editing it
-They were going to do the yacht party after the parlor scene...but I changed it
-The Count Bleck thing was longer but changed it...
-Someone was going to be murdered this chapter
-Herringway replaced Police Chief.
-At first, Funky Kong only made an appearance to say "Imma get funky with this corpse"
-The Yoshi incident was earlier.....lol
-I was supposed to snipe Yellow and throw him into the grinder.
-Hammer Bro was going to hurt some people by being overly competetive "Clue"
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-Chapter 5 Notes.-


-Toadette,Pink, and Peach were all going to be impaled by the pipe.
-Baby Mario was supposed to be carried by them and be dropped when it happened, the nwander away
-It was supposed to be one big group
-The killer was going to kill on the boats.
-The boats were meant to smash into each other
-All the Yoshi kids were to die
-Everyone was going to blame Hammer, he was going to go crazy,kill people, then get beat to death
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